And This B*tch...

Feast your eyes on the protective layer of dust on this gem I pulled out from under the bed? I would like to tell you that the dust is a security measure to alert me when anyone attempts to pilfer my collection of items I didn't know I had but the truth is I must be a filthy pig. No wonder I sleep so poorly in this room. This container holds about 25 stretchy garments, mostly dresses. Egads! And this bitch has three sisters under the bed with her, all containing much of the same! There are also a couple of cousins of hers in the basement... Note the Sofia Vergara tag peeking out? Oh boy!! But I'm getting ahead of myself. I just wanted to post these pics to put things in perspective. I have been conservative with Days 1 & 2 but keep your eyes peeled for the truly appalling. And note to self - clean under the bed, for the love of Pete, clean under the bed. 

Clean. Me.

Well, hello Sofia.

Two of the sisters...